Post by dak00tz on Jul 23, 2020 12:06:54 GMT -6
The 100 Rules of the NET
1. Do not talk about us
2. Do NOT talk about us
3. We are everywhere.
4. We are a legion.
5. We do not not forgive, We do not forget.
6. We can be horrible, senseless, and an uncaring monster.
7. We are still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any other sites than this one — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Memeing — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. The net sucks today.
23. Port goes in here.
24. You will never have sex. And if you will, get ready to get all sorts of infections!
25. ⸮⸮⸮⸮⸮⸮⸮⸮⸮⸮
26. PROFIT...?
27. It needs more Poggers. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than your sex life.
34. There IS porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it WILL be created.
36. No matter what it is, it IS somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a fucking weeb.
38. When one sees a Rin-Tin-Tin, one must get into the car.
39. There IS furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and junkies, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough, just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT CORPOS SUCK COCKS.
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is certainly a lie.
46. The cake isn't a lie though.
47. If you post it, they will most likely cum.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The net makes you stupid, it's a known fact by all people with children.
50. Anything can be a meme. Anything WILL be a meme.
51. Willsons will always be willsons.
52. If something goes wrong, the Net did it.
53. Anonymous is still a virgin by default.
54. Japanese have cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. Murphy is awwwright, but BARTMOSS will get you b#.
56. Don't mess with the net.
57. Bartmoss has never seen so many ingrates.
58. The net does not "buy", it downloads.
59. The term "dock" does not refer to docking.
60. If you say Gonker, you l
61. GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN
62. The net is a SERIOUS, FUCKING, BUSINESS.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be slammited for greater purpose.
64. Not even Weefle-man knows how to shoot web.
65. We all had a hero once or twice in our lifes.
66. This is not stuffing, it's SMAAAASHIIIIING!
67. One does not simply SIN without being SINless first
68. Binary is bi, so deal w/it.
69. LOL FUNNY NUMBER AMIRITE?
70. Also, cox.
71. Suits run when i come undone, can't kill me i'm zeros and ones, add justice to the people's math, blaze way down the rebel path
72. We did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Murphy, Bartmoss would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, Badges are lax.
76. All codes are 0's and 1's but never 011001010110111001100100
77. Sarakins definitely need to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
79. All Screamsheet threads will be bombarded with Litcat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
81. That's not milk.
82. Death is always, really-really funny.
83. The net is a SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
84. Rule 87 is false.
85. Yes, it is some Shaikujin's.
86. Bababooe
87. Rule 87 is true.
88. If your statement is preceded by "hOi", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is 1's and 0's.
90. Bartmoss still owes the net one trillion eddies.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Updog, he sucks cocks.
93. Half-life 3 will NEVER be finished.
94. If someone u dunt liek herd u liek sumthin spcfic, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is JACK.
96. You are a huge faggot, reader. But so am i for making this.
97. 1st sucks and will never be 1st.
98. Bricks must and are required to be shat whenever Murphy is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
100. ERP will ALWAYS be on the net.
1. Do not talk about us
2. Do NOT talk about us
3. We are everywhere.
4. We are a legion.
5. We do not not forgive, We do not forget.
6. We can be horrible, senseless, and an uncaring monster.
7. We are still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any other sites than this one — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Memeing — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. The net sucks today.
23. Port goes in here.
24. You will never have sex. And if you will, get ready to get all sorts of infections!
25. ⸮⸮⸮⸮⸮⸮⸮⸮⸮⸮
26. PROFIT...?
27. It needs more Poggers. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than your sex life.
34. There IS porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it WILL be created.
36. No matter what it is, it IS somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a fucking weeb.
38. When one sees a Rin-Tin-Tin, one must get into the car.
39. There IS furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and junkies, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough, just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT CORPOS SUCK COCKS.
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is certainly a lie.
46. The cake isn't a lie though.
47. If you post it, they will most likely cum.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The net makes you stupid, it's a known fact by all people with children.
50. Anything can be a meme. Anything WILL be a meme.
51. Willsons will always be willsons.
52. If something goes wrong, the Net did it.
53. Anonymous is still a virgin by default.
54. Japanese have cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. Murphy is awwwright, but BARTMOSS will get you b#.
56. Don't mess with the net.
57. Bartmoss has never seen so many ingrates.
58. The net does not "buy", it downloads.
59. The term "dock" does not refer to docking.
60. If you say Gonker, you l
61. GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN
62. The net is a SERIOUS, FUCKING, BUSINESS.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be slammited for greater purpose.
64. Not even Weefle-man knows how to shoot web.
65. We all had a hero once or twice in our lifes.
66. This is not stuffing, it's SMAAAASHIIIIING!
67. One does not simply SIN without being SINless first
68. Binary is bi, so deal w/it.
69. LOL FUNNY NUMBER AMIRITE?
70. Also, cox.
71. Suits run when i come undone, can't kill me i'm zeros and ones, add justice to the people's math, blaze way down the rebel path
72. We did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Murphy, Bartmoss would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, Badges are lax.
76. All codes are 0's and 1's but never 011001010110111001100100
77. Sarakins definitely need to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
79. All Screamsheet threads will be bombarded with Litcat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
81. That's not milk.
82. Death is always, really-really funny.
83. The net is a SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
84. Rule 87 is false.
85. Yes, it is some Shaikujin's.
86. Bababooe
87. Rule 87 is true.
88. If your statement is preceded by "hOi", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is 1's and 0's.
90. Bartmoss still owes the net one trillion eddies.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Updog, he sucks cocks.
93. Half-life 3 will NEVER be finished.
94. If someone u dunt liek herd u liek sumthin spcfic, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is JACK.
96. You are a huge faggot, reader. But so am i for making this.
97. 1st sucks and will never be 1st.
98. Bricks must and are required to be shat whenever Murphy is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
100. ERP will ALWAYS be on the net.
