Post by sambi on Aug 8, 2020 5:13:24 GMT -6
JOURNALIST: Kei Pilgrim
EDITOR/PUBLISHER: James Brunswick
CAMERA: NIKON REFLEX D750 BLACK
EDITOR/PUBLISHER: James Brunswick
CAMERA: NIKON REFLEX D750 BLACK
HOUR-LONG SAMURAI BATTLE?
"A firm defense is as unbreaking as a mountain, and yet-"
Late in the evening, the mutants come out and play. Tonight, a fairly popular cyber-swordsman made a notable apparation right outside of the not-so-popular clothing-slash-sex shop THOTE when he decided to stop and bravely challenge a mysterious bath-robe warrior, who is rumored to be the elusive Mr. Wide Man himself, Galen Herzog, who likes to moonlight as a Japanese Swordsman in a rice hat! Despite the mutant's claims to only dwell and guard the sewers and their several entrances, this area seemed a tad far away from either of those things. The reasons for it to wander off such a distance are still unknown. After a short discussion with the riceman, their duel started.
"THEN YOU KNOW I AM NOT A VILLAIN!" -The Villain
"I merely wish to find the correct path." - Riceman
"Edgy, love it." - Random Japanese Lady
"Hey! Thats fucking rude!" - Some West Coast Goon
After a long, unrealistically drawn-out duel, some of the spectators decided to try and take matters into their own hands, jumping in to attack the cyber-swordsman during a drug-induced haze. Despite their best efforts to defeat the beast, it had bested them- yet wounded enough into a whimpering retreat, it claimed that was not the last we'd see of it.
"Well, that was a waste of my fucking time." -A concerned spectator.
DEVELOPED TASTE FOR BANANAS?
Following the incident, a mysterious trail of several fresh banana peels was found leading from the playground entry-ladder to the sewers... Littering isnt uncommon in this part of the district, and anyone could've left those there! However, the reveal of the culprit may shock you! Right around the corner, the glutton sat- having devoured several bananas to nurse his most recent wounds.
Does the samurai receive special benefits from consuming bananas, or has he just developed a certain liking to them? Who will be able to stop him if he's able to regenerate through massive potassium intake?
Stay tuned.
"A firm defense is as unbreaking as a mountain, and yet-"
Late in the evening, the mutants come out and play. Tonight, a fairly popular cyber-swordsman made a notable apparation right outside of the not-so-popular clothing-slash-sex shop THOTE when he decided to stop and bravely challenge a mysterious bath-robe warrior, who is rumored to be the elusive Mr. Wide Man himself, Galen Herzog, who likes to moonlight as a Japanese Swordsman in a rice hat! Despite the mutant's claims to only dwell and guard the sewers and their several entrances, this area seemed a tad far away from either of those things. The reasons for it to wander off such a distance are still unknown. After a short discussion with the riceman, their duel started.
"THEN YOU KNOW I AM NOT A VILLAIN!" -The Villain
"I merely wish to find the correct path." - Riceman
"Edgy, love it." - Random Japanese Lady
"Hey! Thats fucking rude!" - Some West Coast Goon
After a long, unrealistically drawn-out duel, some of the spectators decided to try and take matters into their own hands, jumping in to attack the cyber-swordsman during a drug-induced haze. Despite their best efforts to defeat the beast, it had bested them- yet wounded enough into a whimpering retreat, it claimed that was not the last we'd see of it.
"Well, that was a waste of my fucking time." -A concerned spectator.
DEVELOPED TASTE FOR BANANAS?
Following the incident, a mysterious trail of several fresh banana peels was found leading from the playground entry-ladder to the sewers... Littering isnt uncommon in this part of the district, and anyone could've left those there! However, the reveal of the culprit may shock you! Right around the corner, the glutton sat- having devoured several bananas to nurse his most recent wounds.
Does the samurai receive special benefits from consuming bananas, or has he just developed a certain liking to them? Who will be able to stop him if he's able to regenerate through massive potassium intake?
Stay tuned.
