Post by Pioneer on Aug 15, 2020 1:14:12 GMT -6
Dick Being Dick
Dick punching bad guys
Dicks happy face
Richard Lombardi
Age: older than time itself
Place of Birth: Illinois, Chicago
Nationality: Hot Blooded American
Occupation: Mercenary, Ex-husband, Lovemaker, Job Giver
Status: Alive
Relationships:
⚤ Significant Other ~ ⚜ Family ~ ⚜ Respects ~ ☮ Friend ~ ☯ Neutral ~ § Dislikes ~ ☠ Despises
Doctor Professor Whiskey - "Samurai doctor with a really long rat tail, not sure if anyone has told him yet. Cool stuff."
Doc that isn't a doctor - "A cool cat who I'm surprised no one has killed yet. His ability to not overdose is uncanny. Me saying this though might jinx it- in that case don't haunt me as a ghost."
Cousin Frankie - "An american kiddo with ties to the old country- so he's got my respect of having some true blood than some of the rest of these random gook weirdos running around. Good guy, good Italian. I'd eat a cannoli with him any time."
Miss Yum Yum - "A woman with a huge rack and driest personality on a female I've ever encountered. Some sand could get into her eyes and she'd stand still and just take it. Not sure if she likes me, not that it matters- She's alright despite a lot of people having their bad blood with her for varying reason I don't really care about."
Arthur The Simp - "A normal lad who wants some of that raine poon. He over dresses a bit but besides that he's just another run of the mill bar fly who hovers around his girlfriend too much. He'll learn later down the road when she throws all his shit out of a 3rd floor window on a tuesday night."
Miron The Ninja? - "Okay so this weirdo is an enigma to me, he used to hang with mason now he uses a sword like some wannabe samurai or something. I guess it's kinda cool? Anyhow he's a good body to throw at enemies, so yah, alright kid.
JEEERO AKI - "My Boy, a good guy. He's a homewrecker like myself, all I got for him is the deepest respect, even if he is a chink fuck. Has a great taste in whisky and cigars. He probably does some shady shit behind the scenes, but who hasn't killed a couple of kids and old people every now and then? Did I mention he likes to wear women's clothing when he's alone?"
Raine Devaine - A leather clad lady of the night. Another body I throw at guys I don't like cause she goes all splinter cell when I pay her. I guess she broke up with the simp guy, shame I guess- guess friendly gatherings are gonna be awkward now when she finds a new flame, sucks to suck I guess, Arthur.
Lacey Long-Neck "A woman with an extremely long neck tattered with numerous tattoo designs. She's alright, a lesbian at heart, says she doesn't do this thing called "the sex" but I doubt it really. Anyway, she's good company.. She's friends with the big gay gook named Jeero Aki. She seems strangely interested in my personal details like "how old am I".. "am I single" something tells me she's digging too deep for her own good."
Doctor Professor Whiskey - "Samurai doctor with a really long rat tail, not sure if anyone has told him yet. Cool stuff."
Doc that isn't a doctor - "A cool cat who I'm surprised no one has killed yet. His ability to not overdose is uncanny. Me saying this though might jinx it- in that case don't haunt me as a ghost."
Cousin Frankie - "An american kiddo with ties to the old country- so he's got my respect of having some true blood than some of the rest of these random gook weirdos running around. Good guy, good Italian. I'd eat a cannoli with him any time."
Miss Yum Yum - "A woman with a huge rack and driest personality on a female I've ever encountered. Some sand could get into her eyes and she'd stand still and just take it. Not sure if she likes me, not that it matters- She's alright despite a lot of people having their bad blood with her for varying reason I don't really care about."
Arthur The Simp - "A normal lad who wants some of that raine poon. He over dresses a bit but besides that he's just another run of the mill bar fly who hovers around his girlfriend too much. He'll learn later down the road when she throws all his shit out of a 3rd floor window on a tuesday night."
Miron The Ninja? - "Okay so this weirdo is an enigma to me, he used to hang with mason now he uses a sword like some wannabe samurai or something. I guess it's kinda cool? Anyhow he's a good body to throw at enemies, so yah, alright kid.
JEEERO AKI - "My Boy, a good guy. He's a homewrecker like myself, all I got for him is the deepest respect, even if he is a chink fuck. Has a great taste in whisky and cigars. He probably does some shady shit behind the scenes, but who hasn't killed a couple of kids and old people every now and then? Did I mention he likes to wear women's clothing when he's alone?"
Raine Devaine - A leather clad lady of the night. Another body I throw at guys I don't like cause she goes all splinter cell when I pay her. I guess she broke up with the simp guy, shame I guess- guess friendly gatherings are gonna be awkward now when she finds a new flame, sucks to suck I guess, Arthur.
Lacey Long-Neck "A woman with an extremely long neck tattered with numerous tattoo designs. She's alright, a lesbian at heart, says she doesn't do this thing called "the sex" but I doubt it really. Anyway, she's good company.. She's friends with the big gay gook named Jeero Aki. She seems strangely interested in my personal details like "how old am I".. "am I single" something tells me she's digging too deep for her own good."