Post by parade on Sept 15, 2020 19:39:01 GMT -6
He bought a Ukranian refugee wife, had kids, and got bought out by Aetherstone for a couple hundred million, and lived happily ever after.
Kordell Chambers
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When the server died, the lights went out, and when the lights went out, the nightlife died. That vibrant jazzy time that came once every day of the year where the kiddies were sleeping and thus it was time to get on the prowl and make more kiddies. A time of rhythm and rhyme to glide a funky soul to the long lost Shepard of love. All of it snuffed when humanity lost the will to love, the will to dance, the will to jive, the will to funk.
But there still stands one man, a shining beacon of light in stark defiance to the darkness, dedicated to wrangle back the vibrant lights of the happening nights against the beings who stand amidst a world black as hell at night.
Well guess what, Metro-1.
It's about to get a whole lot blacker.
He never walks, he always struts. Indefinitely. Even when standing still.
He's a man who's so far pierced the limits of sensuality and grooviness it has caused the fabric of space to all but shatter the co-existant bonds that once sealed away a mystic power, as if Hades himself looked into his looking orb one day to gaze upon the mortal world, witnessed the man in all his basking groovy glory doing nothing more than walking down the street, pointed to the majestic towering Cadillac visage of a man, went all "OH YEAH YEP THEY'RE READY" with a rattling nod and bestowed upon Kordell ancient magical powers the mortal world couldn't possibly be prepared for: the dark art of Sexumancy. The aroma of overpriced aftershave fragrance wafting from his presence can bring any man, woman and komodo dragon into a stupor packed with a raving mating frenzy. His very presence can cause the genetics of any woman within a 15ft radius to re-align to the mood of the groove have their body spontaneously sprout a pair of breasts that would make even a porn star lower her sunglasses. Phat beats follow him everywhere he goes, as if his own footsteps are the conductive taps to command the orchestras of the universe, whom of which toss standard conventions out the window and bust out the sweet savvy jazz for all within vicinity to hear, which is everything; be advised to the bearing of the ubiquitous harkening of beat boxing bass bumps within his being because the booty-calling ballet is a foreboding and binding boundary to the bountiful beatdown that awaits the abiding blockheads that brook the fabulous beats (Said orchestra's stage name was Thesaurus Rex). And that's all just on the mono-singular existential level, for every pose, every swerve, every thrust to the rhythm he jolts lyrical and musical notes of the 70's throughout the fabric of all reality and the multi-reality continuum athousand times over, it's had the neighboring universes hitting their ceilings with broomsticks asking to keep the music down.
And of course this is all happening while he remains completely oblivious to his newfound universe-shaping God powers. Perhaps for the best, as he only wishes for the simple life of wandering from place to place spreading the jestings of jazz and the sensations of sensuality, strutting into the sunset for the nearest party to enrich.
Chaotic Good - Sex Machine
Renegade < ████████ | ████████ > Paragon
Looking for wife
Terrible < ████████ | ████████ | ████████ > Crystal Clear
Age: 38
Year of Birth: 2,082
Nationality: FSA
Ethnicity: African American
Current Residence: whatever district the admins pull out of their ass that rich people live in
Occupation: CEO, Philanthropist, Playboy, Exo-tech, Freelance Mercenary
Previous Occupations: Construction Project Lead, Tri-Tek Engineer,
Education: Master Mechanical Engineering, Bachelor Civil Engineering
Marital Status: Single
Status: Alive
Relationships:
⚤ You kinda hot ~*~ ⚜ Good Friends/Respected ~*~ ☮ Positive ~ ☯ Neutral ~*~ § Annoying ~*~ ☠ Hostile
Volk - You are starting to look more and more groovier than JapFed.
Aetherstone Security Forces - Fuck off.
Tri-Tek - Fuck off.
Achilles Alternatives - Cool dudes.
Rozek Solutions Inc. - Cool dudes.
HELIOS - Cunts.
Eland Services Group - Cool dudes.
Antares Defense Solutions - Cool dudes.
Arkady 'Janus' - Cool dude.
MT-2 - Fuck off.
Nikolai Volkov - Groovy.
Arthur Lokbii - Fuck off.
Doc - Doc20k, poor kid.
Michael Georgia - Legend.
Whis Key - Trans Whis Key
Frankie - Groovy.
Dominic - Doc's shadow.
Dina - Lmao you're dead.
Mason - Mmmmmmmmmm.
Miron - Potential gimp.
I can't be assed to think of people to add so ask.
Volk - You are starting to look more and more groovier than JapFed.
Aetherstone Security Forces - Fuck off.
Tri-Tek - Fuck off.
Achilles Alternatives - Cool dudes.
Rozek Solutions Inc. - Cool dudes.
HELIOS - Cunts.
Eland Services Group - Cool dudes.
Antares Defense Solutions - Cool dudes.
Arkady 'Janus' - Cool dude.
MT-2 - Fuck off.
Nikolai Volkov - Groovy.
Arthur Lokbii - Fuck off.
Doc - Doc20k, poor kid.
Michael Georgia - Legend.
Whis Key - Trans Whis Key
Frankie - Groovy.
Dominic - Doc's shadow.
Mason - Mmmmmmmmmm.
Miron - Potential gimp.
I can't be assed to think of people to add so ask.
OLD CHAR BIO
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Damn, how'd I wind up here...
This city is driving me insane...
Kordell Chambers
Cool music:
Damn, how'd I wind up here...
Chaotic Good - Passive Vigilante
Renegade < ████████ | ████████ > Paragon
This city is driving me insane...
Terrible < ████████ | ████████ | ████████ > Crystal Clear
Age: 38
Year of Birth: 2,082
Nationality: FSA
Ethnicity: African American
Current Residence: Sendai
Occupation: Exo-tech, Freelance Mercenary
Previous Occupations: Construction Project Lead, Tri-Tek Engineer,
Education: Master Mechanical Engineering, Bachelor Civil Engineering
Marital Status: Single
Status: Alive
Relationships:
⚤ You kinda hot ~*~ ⚜ Good Friends/Respected ~*~ ☮ Positive ~ ☯ Neutral ~*~ § Annoying ~*~ ☠ Hostile
Volk - Eat shit and die. I'm sick of fucking killing you all.
Aetherstone Security Forces - Pretty fucking useless, at this point just keep out of my way. I can handle myself.
Tri-Tek - Job Review: Great benefits. Low job retention rate as you seem to kick new hires out the door almost immediately.
Achilles Alternatives - Decent corp, get some good jobs with them.
Rozek Solutions Inc. - Another good way to earn money.
HELIOS - Most've the guys I knew who worked with HELIOS always had this "holier than thou" attitude. Let's see if it's any different now.
Eland Services Group - Sorry, but it was good while it lasted, but now you're a rival to my other employers. No hard feelings.
Antares Defense Solutions - I knew most of the guys who worked in Taihaku. A shame they moved on.
Arkady 'Janus' - When I first met him, I thought he was ripping me the fuck off with the prices on some weapon modifications. Bit of a rocky start. However as time went of Arkady and I found mutual respect for each other in our professions and on the battlefield. He's a reliable wing-man I can vouch for that.
MT-2 - This little bot kinda just existed. I don't know what it's ever done besides hack the speaker systems in Taihaku. Now it's got this creepy metal body that scares me whenever I see it.
Nikolai Volkov - I thought you were some Volk hitman when I first saw you and lured you into MVL territory and held you by gunpoint. Now you're one of my best technicians working on exo-skeletons. Proud to have you.
Arthur Lokbii - Nice kid, I suppose. Haven't done much work with him, but I hear he's a reliable dekker. Haven't had much interaction with him outside of work.
Doc - Not quite sure how I feel about Doc. He's generally a good guy, bit of an attitude, but I suppose if you're doing dangerous gang shit and losing friends left and right, that'll eventually break a man up. He did help me out with a huge favor and I'm grateful for that.
Michael Georgia - Michael's pretty cool. Probably the most stable person I've met so far. I haven't really had any interactions with him outside of business, but I'd consider him a friend.
Whis Key - Not much to say about Whis Key. He's got a weird name and weird hair. A good guy, so nothing I can really fault him for.
Frankie - Ah, Frankie. Man, I don't know how exactly to feel about Frankie. He's a big softie at heart and I kinda feel bad for him about what happened to Mason. However, it was really annoying how I had to keep pulling guns out of his hands when he kept trying to off himself after what happened. Now that Mason's back though, he's pretty much back to normal. I definitely can count on Frankie's help when I need it.
Dominic - What I'd consider Doc's overlooked shadow. He's usually around when Doc is and they're both generally up to something. I honestly haven't had much interaction with Dom, but I'm assuming the two are peas in a pod.
Dina - This is gonna be tough. First off... Dina was always a bit of a thorn in my side. She soaked up 90% of the profits before we restructured and then left with all my money and formed her own business. Then she grew callous and exclusive to a lot of people, including me. Dina was always speaking ill against me and spoke a lot of shit behind my back. However, I still respected Dina's wishes and tried to not completely fuck over her new business. (Mostly because she'd probably form a hit squad and come and murder me.) Honestly, her death was a huge breath of fresh air for me. A HUGE relief. Thank God, I didn't have to do anything, because I was certainly thinking it.
I can't be assed to think of people to add so ask.
Volk - Eat shit and die. I'm sick of fucking killing you all.
Aetherstone Security Forces - Pretty fucking useless, at this point just keep out of my way. I can handle myself.
Tri-Tek - Job Review: Great benefits. Low job retention rate as you seem to kick new hires out the door almost immediately.
Achilles Alternatives - Decent corp, get some good jobs with them.
Rozek Solutions Inc. - Another good way to earn money.
HELIOS - Most've the guys I knew who worked with HELIOS always had this "holier than thou" attitude. Let's see if it's any different now.
Eland Services Group - Sorry, but it was good while it lasted, but now you're a rival to my other employers. No hard feelings.
Antares Defense Solutions - I knew most of the guys who worked in Taihaku. A shame they moved on.
Arkady 'Janus' - When I first met him, I thought he was ripping me the fuck off with the prices on some weapon modifications. Bit of a rocky start. However as time went of Arkady and I found mutual respect for each other in our professions and on the battlefield. He's a reliable wing-man I can vouch for that.
MT-2 - This little bot kinda just existed. I don't know what it's ever done besides hack the speaker systems in Taihaku. Now it's got this creepy metal body that scares me whenever I see it.
Nikolai Volkov - I thought you were some Volk hitman when I first saw you and lured you into MVL territory and held you by gunpoint. Now you're one of my best technicians working on exo-skeletons. Proud to have you.
Arthur Lokbii - Nice kid, I suppose. Haven't done much work with him, but I hear he's a reliable dekker. Haven't had much interaction with him outside of work.
Doc - Not quite sure how I feel about Doc. He's generally a good guy, bit of an attitude, but I suppose if you're doing dangerous gang shit and losing friends left and right, that'll eventually break a man up. He did help me out with a huge favor and I'm grateful for that.
Michael Georgia - Michael's pretty cool. Probably the most stable person I've met so far. I haven't really had any interactions with him outside of business, but I'd consider him a friend.
Whis Key - Not much to say about Whis Key. He's got a weird name and weird hair. A good guy, so nothing I can really fault him for.
Frankie - Ah, Frankie. Man, I don't know how exactly to feel about Frankie. He's a big softie at heart and I kinda feel bad for him about what happened to Mason. However, it was really annoying how I had to keep pulling guns out of his hands when he kept trying to off himself after what happened. Now that Mason's back though, he's pretty much back to normal. I definitely can count on Frankie's help when I need it.
Dominic - What I'd consider Doc's overlooked shadow. He's usually around when Doc is and they're both generally up to something. I honestly haven't had much interaction with Dom, but I'm assuming the two are peas in a pod.
I can't be assed to think of people to add so ask.