Post by parade on Jun 6, 2023 8:11:42 GMT -6
A large Freedom News logo swishes in the intro to Fucker Carlson's TV program.*
Fucker: Hello everyone and welcome back to Fucker Carlson Tonight. We want to start off tonight by showing you something rare and unheard of for Dinosaur Month: a hard-working black man! That's right folks, let me introduce my guest, Kordell Chambers, CEO of Core-Tek.
*The camera pans over to Kordell, who was sat next to Fucker in a large chair. His milk dud bald head sweating from the heat of the studio lamps. He grinned widely and waved to the cameras and shook Fucker's hand over the sound of canned studio applause.*
Kordell: Thank you, thank you. So good to be here Fucker.
Fucker: So, Kordell, I brought you on to tell me a bit more about yourself and some of the hardships you've endured growing up here in the FSA and a bit more about what you do now.
Kordell: Thank you, Fucker. Yes, I was born here in New Frontera a long time ago. My momma threw me out in a dumpster but a couple of white folks found me and adopted me. They taught me hardwork by getting me a job with a construction company and I paid my way through school. My life really changed a few years ago when Tri-Tek hired me as a combat engineer during the Corporate skirmishes in Metro-1. I got a taste for the action and joined up with the now defunct Eland Service Group. Anyway, I was left in a poor part of Metro-1 with a lot of upcoming talent. And I noticed they had no proper exo-skeleton like I had and I thought to myself, I know how to make these, why not sell and modify them? So, I looked for like minded people, found a fella by the name of Arturo Barazza and started up CORE-TEK. We did so well, but poor Arturo didn't like the direction I was taking and felt that, as an artist, he was being limited. I started up my first manufactury in Metro-1. From there on I made CORE-TEK to what it is now.
Fucker: Wow. Inspiring. And what about your new product line for Dinosaur Month?
Kordell: OH yes, we're coming out with four new exo-skeleton lines. The Raptor, for speed lovers. The Bronto, for the working man. The Pachy, for nerds. And finally, the Rex for security people. I presume everyone knows what exo-skeletons are used for?
Fucker: No, what are they used for?
Kordell: Anything and everything. They'll make you stronger, faster, smarter, and tougher. They're one of the most versatile tools a man can have.
Fucker: Amazing. We'll be right back after a few messages from our sponsors.
*The shows logo flashes before cutting to a Mr. Studd commercial.*
Fucker: Hello everyone and welcome back to Fucker Carlson Tonight. We want to start off tonight by showing you something rare and unheard of for Dinosaur Month: a hard-working black man! That's right folks, let me introduce my guest, Kordell Chambers, CEO of Core-Tek.
*The camera pans over to Kordell, who was sat next to Fucker in a large chair. His milk dud bald head sweating from the heat of the studio lamps. He grinned widely and waved to the cameras and shook Fucker's hand over the sound of canned studio applause.*
Kordell: Thank you, thank you. So good to be here Fucker.
Fucker: So, Kordell, I brought you on to tell me a bit more about yourself and some of the hardships you've endured growing up here in the FSA and a bit more about what you do now.
Kordell: Thank you, Fucker. Yes, I was born here in New Frontera a long time ago. My momma threw me out in a dumpster but a couple of white folks found me and adopted me. They taught me hardwork by getting me a job with a construction company and I paid my way through school. My life really changed a few years ago when Tri-Tek hired me as a combat engineer during the Corporate skirmishes in Metro-1. I got a taste for the action and joined up with the now defunct Eland Service Group. Anyway, I was left in a poor part of Metro-1 with a lot of upcoming talent. And I noticed they had no proper exo-skeleton like I had and I thought to myself, I know how to make these, why not sell and modify them? So, I looked for like minded people, found a fella by the name of Arturo Barazza and started up CORE-TEK. We did so well, but poor Arturo didn't like the direction I was taking and felt that, as an artist, he was being limited. I started up my first manufactury in Metro-1. From there on I made CORE-TEK to what it is now.
Fucker: Wow. Inspiring. And what about your new product line for Dinosaur Month?
Kordell: OH yes, we're coming out with four new exo-skeleton lines. The Raptor, for speed lovers. The Bronto, for the working man. The Pachy, for nerds. And finally, the Rex for security people. I presume everyone knows what exo-skeletons are used for?
Fucker: No, what are they used for?
Kordell: Anything and everything. They'll make you stronger, faster, smarter, and tougher. They're one of the most versatile tools a man can have.
Fucker: Amazing. We'll be right back after a few messages from our sponsors.
*The shows logo flashes before cutting to a Mr. Studd commercial.*